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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 07:17

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So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Mariners set return date for ace Logan Gilbert - The Seattle Times
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do you weigh in on the Vance-couch conversation?
Then came..
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Orioles Place Ryan Mountcastle On 10-Day IL, Recall Coby Mayo - MLB Trade Rumors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
No way
Mayor Bass announces curfew for DTLA amid ongoing anti-ICE protests - ABC7 Los Angeles
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Origami structures unfold into seamless surfaces for deployable applications - Phys.org
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Who are the most underrated and under-appreciated Hollywood actors/actresses?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Scientists measure a photonic pulse in dozens of dimensions - Earth.com
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Google can now generate a fake AI podcast of your search results - Ars Technica
No, not a chance
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Wicked: For Good trailer transports fans back to Oz - BBC
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives