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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 07:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

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So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

How do you weigh in on the Vance-couch conversation?

Then came..

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

Orioles Place Ryan Mountcastle On 10-Day IL, Recall Coby Mayo - MLB Trade Rumors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

No way

Mayor Bass announces curfew for DTLA amid ongoing anti-ICE protests - ABC7 Los Angeles

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Origami structures unfold into seamless surfaces for deployable applications - Phys.org

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Who are the most underrated and under-appreciated Hollywood actors/actresses?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Deals: the Galaxy S25 Edge launches as the most expensive S25 phone, plus some iPad deals - GSMArena.com news - GSMArena.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Scientists measure a photonic pulse in dozens of dimensions - Earth.com

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Google can now generate a fake AI podcast of your search results - Ars Technica

No, not a chance

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Wicked: For Good trailer transports fans back to Oz - BBC

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?